November 21, 2010
I am so sorry. Please forgive me. My parents have been very busy in their house in October, and I was having a difficult time sneaking in the house to write my blog. They had a Halloween Party, and there were lots of kids too. I love kids. There were lots of people, and I love people too.
I have been a good dog. Ok. One time, I was a bad dog. The gate was open and so I decided to go for a walk. I was in search of birds. You know birds are bad. As I was looking for birds, I smelled some wonderful smells and I followed them. They led me to more people. I love people. And these people seemed to like me too. I was happy. The people told me that I was at the "Goodwill Store." I do not know what that means, but the people said I was a good dog. Then I went over to the store that had the most wonderful smells in the world. And it was filled with FOOD. And people. Two of my favorite things! I smiled at people and they petted me. They said I was a good dog, and I smiled some more. They laughed.
I was a little worried that my people would be attacked by birds while I was gone. But I was so happy to make people happy. Whoops! Then my person showed up and I was so VERY happy! I love that place--my person said it was a grocery store. Mmmmm, food.
Oh I am sorry...I am supposed to tell you about my weight. I went to see Dr. Heidi (she wasn't working that day, so I was a little bit sad, but not for long, because there are so many nice people at my doctor's office!). I lost 15 lbs!! Is that good? I don't know, but everyone was extra happy, and when Dr. Heidi saw me again, she said I was a good boy. I am a good boy. Except when I leave my yard without my person. That was bad. But I met lots of people and smelled many good things.
I take my snacks that make me sleepy and Dr. Heidi said I could take more of my thyroid pills. I do not know what that is, but if it means I get more snacks, than yeah!
I am a good dog. Well I try to be. My person said there was going to be a Holiday soon. I love Holidays. I do not know what they are, but I love them! I hope you love them too.
Good bye for now.
Stevie kisses to all!
July 1, 2010
Hello again. My doctor called and told my Mom I have a problem with my thyroid gland. I do not know what that is, but it doesn't hurt, and she said it can help me stay "poofy." So I have to take some more medicine. That means more pup-eroni! Yeah! I like my treats!
It is very hard to type with paws. I am happy that the computer has spell check.
I have started my special food. It is called Purina OM. Dr. Heidi says it will help me lose weight. I like it. I like everything. Except for birds. I like to tell my parents when it is time to feed me in the morning. Bark. Bark. My Mom says it is too early for food. It is never too early for food.
Oh no! There are birds in the yard. I must go drive them away! Bark!
June 26, 2010
Hello. My name is Steve. I am a good dog. I love everyone and everything. Except for birds. Birds are bad and must be barked at. I must keep my backyard safe from birds. My parents do not appreciate that I keep the backyard free of birds. I patrol at all hours of the night and day. Especially early in the morning. Bark, I say, stay out of my yard!
I am a border collie and I am an epileptic. I am not sure what that means. I only know that my pup-peroni make me very sleepy. And sometimes I get confused and cannot understand why I am all messy with drool.
I love my family. I keep them safe from birds. I play with my little person. He is good to me. My Mommy is very good to me. She calls me her special boy. My Daddy thinks I need something to herd, like sheep or goats. I do not know what those are, but I don't think they are bad. Only birds are bad.
I love people. People pet you. I love when people pet me. I love my pup-peronis. I love my doctor. I do not like birds.
My doctor is Heidi Booth. I call her Heidi. I love her. She is nice to me and pets me. She visits me in my backyard (which I keep free of birds). She pets me and tells me what a handsome dog I am. I smile for her.
I just visited my Dr. Heidi the other day. Some very nice people in the back, talked to me and petted me. That was nice. They told me to hold still while they took something from my leg. It was very hard to hold still. They were very close, and because they were close, they must want to be kissed. Please pet me. Oh, I moved, I am sorry, I will try and hold still. Oh I moved again. Your face is very close to mine. Kiss. Sorry I moved again.
Is there a bird outside?
Dr. Heidi said I was a bit "poofy." But she still says I am a handsome boy. I must keep her safe from birds as well. She said I must lose weight. I will try, but my medicine and pup-peronis make me very hungry. And chasing birds makes me hungry. She says she will check my blood for any reason that I might be too heavy.
I don't think I am too heavy. I have much love to give everyone. Except birds.
I will write more about my adventures of trying to lose my "poofiness." Dr. Heidi asked me to tell you all about what is going on with me.
Ok, I will do that because I love Dr. Heidi. I would love you too, if I knew you. But if you are a bird, I do not love you. Birds are bad.